Metalicase
Hand-Crafted Specialty Metal Cases
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As you read this, our limited product line is being hand-built by craftsmen in the USA.

Not mass-produced in a foreign factory. Not stamped out by the dozen on a mechanized assembly line somewhere in China. No, but rather, hand-made one by one, inspected one by one, approved one by one, and added to a limited line of exclusive products, each with it's own serial number.  

You cannot order anything yet. Why? Because we're still hand-making them! What are they? Specialty cases, for various uses, not entirely described here. Why are we so vague? No answer specified.

How do you know each piece is hand-made in the USA?.  Well by now you've detected an attitude here. That's proof that we're Americans. Who else has the audacity to say "we have the best metal cases ever" and then not show you a single item?

You may also encounter typos on this site, further proof that all our craftsmen are in the USA.





What about laptop computers? Yeah they break so easily, we agree. But what do you expect? The parts are made of brittle plastic. Something should be done. Hey maybe we're working on the most unique laptop ever made. Maybe not. Something in Aluminum. Something sleek and light that no one else has. Maybe not. Wait and see.


What is in this tough-looking briefcase? Is it a set of wine glasses and your girlfriend's favorite bottle of wine? Is it a built-in computer? Is it a post-nuclear survival kit? Anything goes...



"May....be....you'll think of me....when you are all alone..."

And maybe we're working on a real Fallout GECK. Maybe not. Wait and see. 



What's in this one? Dunno. Could be a deluxe set of card table paraphanalia complete with poker chips. Maybe instructions on how to catch a ring-tailed limur using only some bailing wire and a nine volt battery. Hard to say. Wait and see.

 


This one might be obvious. Yes, it's a realistic toy gun case.

 

 

You may simply want a miscellaneous case to hold the usual objects. But yours should be way cooler than anyone else's. Agreed?




Cleverly disguised as...um. Well. Let's just skip this one.





http://www.911power.com/Imagine a marine power case, or a submersible welding kit with a watertight cutting torch for those high priority barnacle projects.

 

  


A surveryor's kit? Why not. Or an emergency medical kit. Or a computer technician's tool kit. Or a mobile pressurized containment system for small amounts of hazardous waste. How 'bout a soil sampling kit or the most attractive radiation testing equipment box?

Maybe you'll be able to call us and describe what you need. Wait and see.



Your very own NASA communication kit.

(I doubt it).




None of the images shown here are our actual products. They're other people's products where our pictures should be. Don't freak out. While we're getting our act together, we're doing other vendors the courtesy of providing some free advertising. Go ahead and click on any of the above images and you'll be whisked away to their sites where you can order their products that are already available.

For our products...yes you guessed it...wait and see.

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